Music Bender

Well, if ya haven’t heard already, guess I better letcha know so ya won’t be caught offguard:
Keith Richards, guitarist and resident gonzo for the Rolling Bones — er, Stones — is writin’ a “tell-all” book due for publication – possibly as early as next year (geez … I … I wonder if his life is all that interesting to write about??!?)

Actually, his compadre and penpal, James Fox, is doin’ the writing for him (WHAT?!?! Is that a “D-UH!!!” I hear from the audience?? Hey … don’t blame me if they don’t write books in Crayola anymore …), takin’ from the zillions of memories that Keef has unloaded into a tape recorder and tryin’ to make sense out of it all.

Still, you gotta admit that Richards has one hellacious story to tell, and the SuperRead is gonna go #1 with a bullet!

Ron Wood’s got an auto-bio already, btw … and if ya think the youngest Stone doesn’t have a lot to yak about, do yerself a favor and Google his name (But be careful; I understand that, in some religions,it’s a sin …) and you’ll find that the ex-Faces guitarist has more background than my lazy 400-lb Cousin Pearl (she who testdrove the new hybrid Ojit automobile. The car sees her waddling closer and closer and the alarm goes off: “o-JIT! o-JIT!!”).
Seriously: Ron’s gone through some very rough waters (and, if you’ve read the news, he’s still got a coupla waves to tackle; but he’ll do it!)  … and is learning some serious lessons along the way! But as far as the book’s concerned, it’s a dynamite read, 4 sure!

WHY QUIZTIME ANSWERS ARE MISSING… Actually, they’re not … they’re on “hold” while some of you are still lookin’ up names, checkin’ facts and sending in your answers. (Guess some of you are still gettin’ my July, 1994 issue, huh??) But, in a couple more clicks, I’ll start givin’ the answers … and adding a few new touches to RockTown.

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That being said, Keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music, and I’ll see ya on the flip side …